Because another world is possible

Irreverent, this anticapitalist manifestant defies the line of security mounted by the policy to make front to the protests and manifestations foreseen for Edimburgo during the three days of the G8

Missions

Our heroes are quite busy these last weeks.
Everybody is doing missions abroad.
Pavlov, Ana, Iidjaw and Frisk did a quite risky mission in Paris trying to avoid that the Americans conquered once more the “Campos Elíseos”. But once more the guy that went to the moon was to strong and they were not succeeded.
Me went to Firenze, but in a diplomatic mission, trying to convince MA that Italy is a nice place, more or less impossible.
Barakafrites and CApoierMILLE are doing missions’ trough almost all Europe but they will finish in Bayonne where some of our heroes will have some days of rest. Superballack, GMO and Ana (she is everywhere) are gathering them there and they will meet with the Scottish hero, Fergus, that was doing a stage in foresteria to improve is radioactive powers.

New super heroes

SuperBallack:

Don't mess with him... if he says something about bats or Lebanon or Latin speaking in the 5th century BC, just say YES, and you'll be safe.
Otherwise, he may blur your mind with his supernatural curlshake or propose a challenge like driving Pavelov's fridgemobil and beat him climbing the highest mountain with his schumibikemobil.
And don’t neglect the special power of his supa-doopa-hookah that he will always pretend to offer you in the name of peace…


Barakafrites

She’s hot as her name says - mosquitoes know it and always try to get some of her supa-pawa blood but she won’t give it so easily.
She’s trained to fight, but prefers to use more spiritual weapons such as catholic beers.
Her door’s always open but if you dare pissing her off she’ll turn the heat on and you better not sleep with your window open or walk on the way she chose with her supersonic blackmobile.

(baraque a frites is the place where they make the potato chips in Belgium, and they have an expression saying: "etre chaude comme une baraque a frites" = being hot like a chips house)


CApoierMILLE:

Always ready to move her body on a dance floor or… everywhere in fact, but when sometimes she stops (yes, it happens) you can find her sleeping below a tree or in the middle of the forest.
Summer party are the first motivation… especially Bayonne! For sure she will try to keep you in this crazy place…


Thanks to Eclair, CapoierMILLE and Barakafrites!

To whom belongs this car?

This car was yesterday in Foresteria….
Any idea about to whom it may belong??

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Portuguese Lesson - "Caralho"

What “CARALHO” means.

The Portuguese Academy of Leters says that, "CARALHO" is the name of the small basket in the top of the masts of the “caravelas” (ancient boats) and from where the guards looked the horizon in search of land signals.

The CARALHO, given its situation in an area of much instability (in the high one of the mast) was where the rolling or lateral motion of a boat was revealed with bigger intensity.

Also, he was considered a place of "punishment" for those sailors who committed some infraction on board.

The punished one was sent to fulfill hours and even entire days in the CARALHO and when he went down he was so nauseated that would remain calm for a good pair of days. From there the expression appeared:

“GO PRO CARALHO"

CARALHO is the word that all defines the gamma of human feelings and all the spirit states. How many times, when appreciating if a thing are good or it pleases you, don't say:

“THIS IS GOOD LIKE CARALHO “

If an foreigner speaks with us and we don't understand what he says, we ask:
“What CARALHO he said?"

If we are annoy with somebody, we send him to CARALHO. If something does not interest us:
“I don’t care a CARALHO”

But, if it interests us very much, then:
“I care for CARALHO”

Also, this expressions are common:

This girl is nice like CARALHO...

This guy is ugly like CARALHO

This women leaves far like CARALHO...

And there is nothing that we can define, explain or emphasize without joining one CARALHO!

“CARALHO”

If the form to proceed from a person cause us admiration we say:
“That guy is from the CARALHO

If a trader feels depressed by the situation of his business, he says:
“We are going to the CARALHO".

When we meet with a friend we don't see for a long time, we greet him like this:
where CARALHO have you been?

It is therefore why I am posting here this fulfillment of the CARALHO, and wait that the content pleases you like the CARALHO.

And I desire that your goals and objectives will be fulfill, and that your life, now and always, is good like the CARALHO.

From this moment we will be able to say "CARALHO", or to order somebody to go to the "CARALHO" with a little more of culture and academic authority...

Have a nice week.

A week of CARALHO

Biggest word in the most amazing language in the world

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Doing nothing

The War

The heroes also fall

It’s true, sometimes some heroes manage to do incredible things, but then fail to do easy things, and this is the case of our heroin of the day – Ana.

The resumed story was something like this:

Ana was in her way to save the world, but unfortunately, her ScreamingMobil was in the garage so she had to go by bicycle… what is not easy… as every common human knows…

Pavlov, Ana and Me were near the reactor (which the bad guys were ready to explode), but then it blows a very strong wind (+- 5 km/h) probably coming from a superpower blowing bad guy…

This was too much for Ana!!

Ana (orange shirt) fall down, Pavelov (yellow shirt) fall down and Me (green shirt) was breaking, and breaking and he almost manage to escape but then, someone grab his feet and he also fall down… (It would not be nice if it was everyone in the floor and Me no)
It was a terrible day for the human kind…

The reactor has exploded (I am feeling bad writing this words… I don’t know why…)

Sorry for everyone that was not saved and is now suffering nuclear reactions… but Mercedes Benzi says: Don’t worry!!

But the superheroes will return just after….

… Ana take some driving classes….

Google Earth

"For anyone who has ever dreamed of flying..." - NY Times





http://earth.google.com/




The idea is simple. It’s a globe that sits inside your PC. You point and zoom to anyplace on the planet that you want to explore. Satellite images and local facts zoom into view. Tap into Google search to show local points of interest and facts. Zoom to a specific address to check out an apartment or hotel. View driving directions and even fly along your route. We invite you to try it now.

Next party you should know this.

Never drink Sangria that was made with wine cheaper that the fruit.
You will notice the difference in your head.

Always carry your shoes with the cords really well tied.
You will notice the difference in your feet.

Always have Tisane infusion to the next morning.
You will notice the difference in your stomach.

Me story

Somewhere (someone) in an unknown country Portugal, in an unknown city Leiria, on the 16 July 1981 a small crying baby was born and his parents called him by the very name of Me.

He could have been born in a well-known and beautiful country (France? hummm) but a bad wizard changed his destiny into the one of an always moaning Portuguese…

(After some years)

- OK baby it’s time to conquer the world!! Well…Ispra at least! But where is it?!?!? But how should I go there? By car? Too far…By train? That would be the first time….By plane? Mammamia (What is a plane? Conquer the world requires sacrifices).

First step: The travel
- Finally this is done

Second step: …
- Euh…What should I do now?

But life is not easy when you travel for the firs time, even when you try to put everything on fire…
And even if Me spends a lot of time making “Blagues” and blogs on internet… (Note”: “Blagues”=”jokes” in French, and everyone knows that)
"I miss Portugal"

But something happens…

STOP MOANING ME. I WILL GIVE YOU A SECRET MISSION: YOU HAVE TO GLORiFY THE NAME OF PORTUGAL! AT LEAST IN ISPRA, IF YOU CAN…

- OK…And my friend GMO will help me on my mission… mostly because of this false Swedish girl that is on the picture (you can find some pics in internet if you search for “violent sex”) and he still hopes to see in Foresteria.

And so Me started his mission…

“Portugal has the oldest border in Europe and has made a lot of geographical discoveries!!”

And that is how Me opened the door to his new life…

- Let’s make some calls and organize football!...or find someone that would organize it for me! Eheh…
- If Portugal had me in 2004 we would have been the world’s champion (at least European…ok). Because I am the best!!

So he tried to enter in Italia team without being known but strangely he was discovered…

- Ok, I have no luck in Sport in Italy, let’s try with love… Chico be my love!!
- (Chico) Oh Me OOH. Wha…Rappennnn!?!?!

Parties are GREAAT

But the only one that breaks bottles in Me’s flat is none other than his Portuguese associate… that we won’t name here (don’t be such a girl!...)

The day after the party:
OHH MAMMA MIA!! What ’appen!?!?

- And tomorrow is my birthday…so another party. I can’t handle this alone… GMO can you help me organizing my birthday party!?
- (GMO) .!.
- Chico, my love, would you help me?
- (Chico) Mañana
- You both don’t help me .!.

But even though…we are all ready for the party!!!


Copyright: Gute + Pavlo, Anna, AC e Duarte 2005

Football before the party

For my birthday party I have invited some girls and they have proposed me to play a game against them before the party . Who ever is interested can participate in this game.

I was told they have a strong team, and are able to put everyone looking to the ball(s)
I send you a picture of their team.

The superheroes

Foresteria is a noisy and crowded place in the middle of the big urban center, capital of Europe – Ispra. It is habited by some weird little heroes with different superpower.

In this first post you will have a little characterization about them.



Chico – He can kill anyone with his English words. Who hasn’t been frightened by his sentences like “What happennnnn” or “Is trueee”

Pavelov – He comes from Ukraine and with two bicycles and a fridge he can make a car.

idjaW – Half Tunisian half Canadian and half French, he is a one and a half man.

Delilah- A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent, with a scream of 1k decibels

GMO – after a party he can eliminate anyone that in the other day he doesn’t remember, so he doesn’t have any remorse about his actions

Chevene – He is feared for his killing laugh that can be eared in all the Foresteria

Ola – Her wodka kills!!

Me – He is I am and is getting some practice with a lethal weapon named Komboloi

Eclaire - Most known as the assassin R. Using her double R faster than her shadow.

Mercedes BENZI – she solves all the problems you can have in the most relaxed form you can imagine. Her favorite quote is “Don’t worry”

Conti – More noise and she kick you out of your flat. She is supported by a strange human being that call him self has the great Roman imperator ”Cesar”.