Me story
Somewhere (someone) in an unknown country Portugal, in an unknown city Leiria, on the 16 July 1981 a small crying baby was born and his parents called him by the very name of Me.
He could have been born in a well-known and beautiful country (France? hummm) but a bad wizard changed his destiny into the one of an always moaning Portuguese…
(After some years)
- OK baby it’s time to conquer the world!! Well…Ispra at least! But where is it?!?!? But how should I go there? By car? Too far…By train? That would be the first time….By plane? Mammamia (What is a plane? Conquer the world requires sacrifices).
First step: The travel
- Finally this is done
Second step: …
- Euh…What should I do now?
But life is not easy when you travel for the firs time, even when you try to put everything on fire…
And even if Me spends a lot of time making “Blagues” and blogs on internet… (Note”: “Blagues”=”jokes” in French, and everyone knows that)
"I miss Portugal"
But something happens…
STOP MOANING ME. I WILL GIVE YOU A SECRET MISSION: YOU HAVE TO GLORiFY THE NAME OF PORTUGAL! AT LEAST IN ISPRA, IF YOU CAN…
- OK…And my friend GMO will help me on my mission… mostly because of this false Swedish girl that is on the picture (you can find some pics in internet if you search for “violent sex”) and he still hopes to see in Foresteria.
And so Me started his mission…
“Portugal has the oldest border in Europe and has made a lot of geographical discoveries!!”
And that is how Me opened the door to his new life…
- Let’s make some calls and organize football!...or find someone that would organize it for me! Eheh…
- If Portugal had me in 2004 we would have been the world’s champion (at least European…ok). Because I am the best!!
So he tried to enter in Italia team without being known but strangely he was discovered…
- Ok, I have no luck in Sport in Italy, let’s try with love… Chico be my love!!
- (Chico) Oh Me OOH. Wha…Rappennnn!?!?!
Parties are GREAAT
But the only one that breaks bottles in Me’s flat is none other than his Portuguese associate… that we won’t name here (don’t be such a girl!...)
The day after the party:
OHH MAMMA MIA!! What ’appen!?!?
- And tomorrow is my birthday…so another party. I can’t handle this alone… GMO can you help me organizing my birthday party!?
- (GMO) .!.
- Chico, my love, would you help me?
- (Chico) Mañana
- You both don’t help me .!.
But even though…we are all ready for the party!!!
Copyright: Gute + Pavlo, Anna, AC e Duarte 2005
He could have been born in a well-known and beautiful country (France? hummm) but a bad wizard changed his destiny into the one of an always moaning Portuguese…
(After some years)
- OK baby it’s time to conquer the world!! Well…Ispra at least! But where is it?!?!? But how should I go there? By car? Too far…By train? That would be the first time….By plane? Mammamia (What is a plane? Conquer the world requires sacrifices).
First step: The travel
- Finally this is done
Second step: …
- Euh…What should I do now?
But life is not easy when you travel for the firs time, even when you try to put everything on fire…
And even if Me spends a lot of time making “Blagues” and blogs on internet… (Note”: “Blagues”=”jokes” in French, and everyone knows that)
"I miss Portugal"
But something happens…
STOP MOANING ME. I WILL GIVE YOU A SECRET MISSION: YOU HAVE TO GLORiFY THE NAME OF PORTUGAL! AT LEAST IN ISPRA, IF YOU CAN…
- OK…And my friend GMO will help me on my mission… mostly because of this false Swedish girl that is on the picture (you can find some pics in internet if you search for “violent sex”) and he still hopes to see in Foresteria.
And so Me started his mission…
“Portugal has the oldest border in Europe and has made a lot of geographical discoveries!!”
And that is how Me opened the door to his new life…
- Let’s make some calls and organize football!...or find someone that would organize it for me! Eheh…
- If Portugal had me in 2004 we would have been the world’s champion (at least European…ok). Because I am the best!!
So he tried to enter in Italia team without being known but strangely he was discovered…
- Ok, I have no luck in Sport in Italy, let’s try with love… Chico be my love!!
- (Chico) Oh Me OOH. Wha…Rappennnn!?!?!
Parties are GREAAT
But the only one that breaks bottles in Me’s flat is none other than his Portuguese associate… that we won’t name here (don’t be such a girl!...)
The day after the party:
OHH MAMMA MIA!! What ’appen!?!?
- And tomorrow is my birthday…so another party. I can’t handle this alone… GMO can you help me organizing my birthday party!?
- (GMO) .!.
- Chico, my love, would you help me?
- (Chico) Mañana
- You both don’t help me .!.
But even though…we are all ready for the party!!!
Copyright: Gute + Pavlo, Anna, AC e Duarte 2005
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